Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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Why did the USAS with frag rounds fall over?

Because it was... imbalanced.

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

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How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond