How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

Why can't a W-boson get a girlfriend?

He can't even last a femtosecond!

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication