One. Apparently she will screw anything.
If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.
Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)
Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.
Too much work.
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
An ex-boxer.
