How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

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Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke?

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!

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What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

Odd Number Jokes More Odd Number Jokes

Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers?

They can't even.

Why do teenage girls always hang out in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.