How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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It's not there anymore.

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

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All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!