Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Snape Jokes More Snape Jokes

Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.

What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral?

Nothing.