How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

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What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?

None because feminist can't change anything.

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How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.