How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

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How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.