Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

Why did the hipster burn his mustache on his coffee?

he was totally drinking it before it was cool.