How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Lightbulb What lightbulb

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How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

None They don't make Pampers small enough.

How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

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Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.

What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."