How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

nun

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required