What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

Previous Random Joke Next

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

Major Jokes More Major Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."