What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast?

SPD Gonzales.