What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.