What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.