What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)