1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
So he could hide in the cherry tree !
Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do
A receding hare line.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
