What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!