Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

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Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

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How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Toenail Jokes More Toenail Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !