Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

Toenail Jokes More Toenail Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.