What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

Recede Jokes More Recede Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

99 Jokes More 99 Jokes

What do you call 99% of /r/politics?

Bernd-wagoners!

Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?

because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Recede Hare Line Jokes More Recede Hare Line Jokes

What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare-line!

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

100 Rabbit Jokes More 100 Rabbit Jokes

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.