What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

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What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

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Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.