Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!
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Because they never speak up.
They commeownicate.
Use zodiac signs
wo ai ni
The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.
Squackhili
A brief case.
He wanted to speak in tungsten.
Super Barrio Mothers
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
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I apollogize.
Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.
Pasta continuous.
Because he lost his marbles.
To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )
Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American
Sine language.
I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.
Because he's Arminion.
Depends on which country they're from.
To not wake the audience.
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
American.
Farsi.
Teabrew.
The Qu Qu Qu?
The beesnese
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)
fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)
Don't worry they'll tell you.
They only speak in Morse-toad!
You don't speak English fourchette!
Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.
Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken
Catonese
He was a little hoarse.
Dppelspider
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Purr-tuguese
I don't know they were speaking Spanish.
Parcel-tongue
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
He didn't like being spoken to in that voice
A dead bird
The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth
Hide and Speak !
ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself
We haven't spoken for five years".
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
Punjabi-ng.
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.
Pigeon English !
A Si-gull
It speaks in Polly-syllables!
They didn't speak sine language.
Clare your throat before you speak !
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
An American
Wrapping paper.
amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac
Ask the oldest one to speak first.
Do you speak Mandarin
because he didn't know Mandarin
Because they speak English.
A: The dog taped his mouth.
A francophony
DATE: Yes
So they can speak more fluently
A: From a long ways away.
Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men
Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans
Nothing, because cats don't speak.
General Lee speaking.
Pig Latin!
The German knows when he's not speaking English.
Nothing, horses can not speak.
I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "
Gaelic.
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
Because actions speak louder than words.
Bill Nye the Seance guy.
Nothing, dogs can't speak.
Speak now or forever hold your pee!"
They speak with forked tongues !
neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.
Hollandaise.
Hint: It's not English Spanish.
Nothing, she was too disabled to speak
I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.
Cubic !
A Pedo File.
A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P
Pay for the pizza and close the door.
Islams it!
The Devil has standards.
It saves so much time.
Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
It bucked!
Because snakes make lots of strikes.
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
lay floss over their eyes
Dim Sum.
Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"
looks over both shoulders....
