Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

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When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

What is the smallest book in history?

French War Victories.

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What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

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What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

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Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

What is Victoria's Secret?

Her' real name is Victor!