Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

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What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

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Why does no one trust victoria ?

Because victoria has secrets .

What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

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Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

What is Victoria's Secret?

Her' real name is Victor!