What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag

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Dr. Jokes More Dr. Jokes

What do you call a Dr. that shares your medical history with everyone?

a HIPAAcrite

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

Plastic Bag Jokes More Plastic Bag Jokes

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback