Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.