Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

Where did Noah keep the Bees?

In the Ark-Hives.

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Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

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