How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

Dr. Jokes More Dr. Jokes

What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"