Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.
For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."
They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.
It lacks gravity.
A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!