Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.