Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.