How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!