How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.