How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

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What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

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What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.