What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.