Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

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Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!