What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

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Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.