What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

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How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

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What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder?

A myclonic jerk.

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad