What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

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What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

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What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.