What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

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What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

What's a cow no legs?

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What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common?

They're both made up.

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.