What do cows sit on?

Couches

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How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

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What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture