What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

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Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign?

Sad terrorist

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What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.