What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

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What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice