What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

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Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success