What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges