What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

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Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P