What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist