What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

What's a calender's favorite fruit?

Dates.

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi