What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

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What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.