What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

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How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi