What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A: A tortilla ship!

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.