What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A: A tortilla ship!

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did one boat say to the other?

Are you up for a little row-mance

What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.