What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!"

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How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.