What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

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What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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What smells better than it taste?

A nose

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

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How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.