What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

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Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

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How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

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What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics