What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

A: Because it nose.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor