Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

How do chickens get strong?

They egg-cersize.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

What do you get if you fill a suburb full of Mermen?

Prawn crackers.