What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

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What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?

Tsardines !

How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River