What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

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Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River