What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.