What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden