What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

How did Jack get rich?

His bean-stock went up.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy