What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

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Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.