What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.