What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

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Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

because there was no jack.

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.