Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

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Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

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What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy