What did Superman get at the supermarket?

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

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What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.