What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Chopin Jokes More Chopin Jokes

What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil?

A Chopin' knife!

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.

Supermarket Jokes More Supermarket Jokes

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl