What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

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What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

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What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

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What is Spider-Man's favorite rice?

Uncle Bens!

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace