What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

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What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

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What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Why does Peter Parker main spy in tf2?

Because SPY DA MAN!

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace