What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

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Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

What is a punny play?

A play on words.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.