What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

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Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.