When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

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How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.