When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

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What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty